Words to live by... brought to you by my Finnish friend.
1. Invest in your fat... love fades, fat doesn't.
2. There is an inverse relationship between money & travel. You either make tons of money and have no time to travel or have tons of time and no money to travel.
3.Men typically have only one orgasm but with multiple women but women have multiple orgasms and typically prefer to have it with one man. The odds are against us people.
4.I never make the same mistakes twice I only make new ones everyday.
5. Why drink wine if not to get drunk?
6. If you can't convince them, confuse them (Preferably applied to work).
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